cliterallysame: legit-humour: why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted this is legit humour
1500hp: the aight gatsby
stay-ocean-minded: i hate sundays because sunday is homework day but i cant do my homework because i have to spend my day accepting the fact that i have school tomorrow
narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu.
kittycas: think of all the fictional characters that are your age and have accomplished so much whilst at least half of us cannot even order a pizza over the phone
katyissuperwholocked: superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock: You are allowed to drink when you’re 16. You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18. You receive free education. You receive economic support while studying. You enjoy free hospitalization. You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels. i didnt see the title and thought they were talking about the uk and i was like well...
MUSE IS TONIGHT TONIGHT IM GOING TO SEE MUSE LIVE OMFG FINALLY DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS IVE WANTED TO SEE THEM FOR A LOT OF FUCKING YEARS IM SO FUCKING EXCITED I THINK IM GONNA CRY OKAY OMFG MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE ps matt bellamy ya dank
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.– Mahatma Gandhi, All Men are Brothers: Autobiographical Reflections (via 4dele)
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
love it when you admit something by text and they dont reply
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
whatsanialler: how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
fiercezucchini: those feelings when you want a relationship but you don’t but you do but you don’t
Reasons To Be Happy: Dead trees still stand and so can you. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.